I Know I'm Home When . . .

A few indications that I am home in Ohio:

1. The sign on the YMCA door says you can not work out in your jeans and work boots.
2. The other sign on the YMCA door says no firearms permitted in the building.
3. The KFC has a buffet line.
4. Drivers stop at red lights.
5. You genuinely think of the people living next to you as your neighbors.