I was going through old e-mails and noticed this one from a friend:
Alabama Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong
ArizonaBut It's A Dry Heat
ArkansasLiteracy Ain't Everything
CaliforniaBy 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
ColoradoIf You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
ConnecticutLike Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
DelawareWe Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FloridaAsk Us About Our Grandkids, And Our Voting Skills
GeorgiaWe Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes, Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IllinoisPlease, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
KansasFirst Of The Rectangle States
KentuckyFive Million People, Fifteen Last Names
LouisianaWe're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
MaineWe're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MarylandIf You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
MassachusettsOur Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt
MichiganFirst Line Of Defense - From The Canadians
Minnesota10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
MissouriYour Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
MontanaLand Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
NevadaHookers and Poker
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New JerseyYou Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here
New MexicoLizards Make Excellent Pets
New YorkYou Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney, And No Right To Self Defense
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North DakotaWe Really Are One Of The 50 States
OhioAt Least We're Not Michigan
OklahomaLike The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
PennsylvaniaCook With Coal
Rhode IslandWe're Not REALLY An Island
South CarolinaRemember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South DakotaCloser Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum
TexasDon't Mess with Texas
UtahOur Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
VermontAy, Yep
VirginiaWho Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
WashingtonOur Governor can out-fraud your Governor
West VirginiaOne Big Happy Family...Really
Wisconsin
Come Cut Cheese
WyomingWhere Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared