I don't believe in forwards so I'm posting this on my blog. It was going around our group at work the other day. Simple pleasures for simple minds.
Pick the month you were born:
January...... I kicked
February... I loved
March....... I karate chopped
April......... I licked
May.......... I jumped on
June......... I smelled
July.......... I did the Macarena with
August...... I had lunch with
September. I danced with
October..... I sang to
November. I yelled at
December.. I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1............. a birdbath
2............. a monster
3.............. a phone
4............. a fork
5............. a snowman
6.............. a gangster
7............. my cell phone
8............. my dog
9............. my best friends' boyfriend
10............ my neighbor
11............ my science teacher
12............ a banana
13............. a fireman
14............ a stuffed animal
15............ a goat
16............ a pickle
17............ your mom
18............ a spoon
19............ a Smurf
20............ a baseball bat
21............. a ninja
22............ Chuck Norris
23............ a noodle
24............ a squirrel
25............ a football player
26............. my sister
27............ my brother
28............ an iPod
29............ a surfer
30............ a llama
31............ a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White...... because I'm cool like that
Black........ because that's how I roll.
Pink.......... because I'm NOT crazy.
Red......... because the voices told me to.
Blue......... because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green...... because I think I need some serious help.
Purple..... because I'm AWESOME!
Gray........ because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow...... because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange .... because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown..... because I can.
Other........ because I'm a Ninja!
None....... because I can't control myself.
6 comments:
Mine was "I love a banana because Big Bird said too and he's my leader."
A) Not nearly as cool as yours was.
B) I sound like a Ron Paul supporter or something.
I did the Macarena with a ninja because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!
i smelled a llama, because thats how i roll.
I sang to a spoon because I can.
I smelled a llama, because I'm cool like that.
So true.
BTW Steve, I have a giant poster of The Man With No Name on my door now :D
Haha, my mother's starts with "I smelled Chuck Norris..."
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