- "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
- "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
- "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln
- "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend ... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
- "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in reply
- "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
- "A modest little person, with much to be modest about..." - Winston Churchill about Clement Atlee
- "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
- "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
- "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)
- "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
- "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
- "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
- "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." Thomas Brackett Reed
- "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
- "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
- "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
- "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
- "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
My hope and intention as I begin this blog is to give a thoughtful, considered response to world events, deep discussions and personal circumstances. I hope it will be encouraging, challenging, informative and edifying to those that read it. I by no means intend to be a self-proclaimed expert, but I do want to share my thoughts in the global marketplace of ideas.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
When Insults Had Class
I received the following from my friend Jake. I have not verified the accuracy of any of these, but they sound about right. By the way, I love Churchhill.
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Not quite an insult, but spoken by Martin Short at a celebrity roast to Steve Martin:
"It is safe to say that Steve is a genius. Not particularly true, but it is safe."
- Patrick
"We've already established what you are, ma'am. Now we're just haggling over the price."
-George Bernard Shaw
"Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. How 'bout we have a spelling contest?"
An inhibriated Doc Holliday to an equally inhibriated Ike Clanton who just lost several hands in a row to Holliday...
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